Today, we bring you yet another way that the Department of Homeland Security defends us from the oppression of upstanding citizens. Apparently, it is un-American (or, at least quite suspicious) to want to pay down your credit cards. This, is not especially suprising, I suppose. These days, it seems as if the system is designed to install a healthy dose of personal debt into your life before you even hit the ground.

Why?

Some say that it is a form of societal control. Others are more concerned with where this will lead us. I suppose one could start a cyberbegging, pardon me, a “cause” website.

In Other News:Katrina is still quite a storm.

Degenerate “rocker” Gary Glitter has been sentenced to three years in jail for child molestation in Vietam. Why such a light sentence? He paid the families of the girls $2000 each to drop the rape charges which, in Vietnam, carry a penalty of death-by-firing squad. Yuck. I feel like I need to wash my hands after typing about this creep.